the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
