3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
babies were throwing up all over the place
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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