Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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