suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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