so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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