Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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