Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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