I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize