i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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