Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Found your dick twin last night
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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