I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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