There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
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