Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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