The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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