I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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