i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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