she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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