I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Do plants get herpes?
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