I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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