; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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