I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
if i can run in heels then i can drive
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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