She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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