She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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