I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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