i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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