I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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