I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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