So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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