apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Well I just put wine in my tea
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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