he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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