Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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