I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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