hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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