So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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