i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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