Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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