People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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