Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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