Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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