I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Randomize
