your room smells of hookers.
And success
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Randomize
