Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize