I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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