whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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