i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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