why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
People in love make me want to vomit
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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