come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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