i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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