Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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