I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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