Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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