i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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