do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
That reminds me...we need to get swords
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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