It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Randomize