also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
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